There’s a popular saying during every period of mass hysteria when everyone becomes suspect and must submit to extra scrutiny: if you have nothing to hide, then what’s the problem?
Well, we have a very high-profile clown gone into hiding (besides Jared Leto, who’s still MIA). Ronald McDonald is AWOL, waiting out Clown Crisis 2016 before returning to the public eye.
His handlers at McDonald’s say they’re being “mindful of the current climate around clown sightings in communities” and “are being thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald’s participation in community events for the time being.”
But, we all know what’s really happening here, people. McDonald’s just doesn’t want their clown overlord accidentally standing next to a Wanted poster or television describing the suspect.
It’s time to boycott. Until McDonald’s either hands over Ronnie or brings back the McRib and Shamrock Shakes, we refuse to set foot in their clown-harboring restaurants.
