Kidz Korner: What’s that on Daddy’s breath?
Here at SG (and the rest of the Internet, really), we love more taking other people down a peg while pretending to be important ourselves. But if there’s one thing we love more than that, it’s the...
View ArticleThe clown is dead! Long live the current clown!
Michael Polakovs, the first person to portray Ronald McDonald, died at age 86. He was originally hired in 1966 by McDonald’s to help create the character. Polakovs must have been proud to know that the...
View Article‘Picture Porky Pig with a red nose’
Seriously, The Guys have known for decades now that clowns are nothing but bad news. George Carlin once said that he found rape to be hilarious. Given his explanation, we’d like to think that he’d...
View ArticleClowns don’t think TV show is very funny
Clowns are getting a bad name lately, and they’ve had enough of it. The new season of American Horror Story involves a serial killer clown. It’s just another harmful stereotype being perpetuated on TV,...
View ArticleFrance is being overrun by creepy clowns
It’s been a while since we checked on France. Anyone heard from them lately? What’s that? They’re being attacked by clowns? Uh oh. Earlier this month, some clowns were showing up in northern France and...
View ArticleYour airport security nightmare — now with clowns
You may have heard that the security lines at airports have shot through the roof recently. You may have also heard that this is the result of a lack of TSA agents to screen passengers in a timely...
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Clown Crisis: Anybody seen Jared Leto since ‘Suicide Squad?’
Jared Leto, last seen in a poorly received Entertainment Weekly promotion, might be terrorizing America. Clown sightings are up, and not the good kind … if there ever was such a thing. One of the...
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Clown Crisis: Ronald McDonald implicated?
Guess who’s got two thumbs and hasn’t been seen since clowns began terrorizing us. There’s a popular saying during every period of mass hysteria when everyone becomes suspect and must submit to extra...
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